The detention-room has been opened for Big Ben Roethlisberger. Although his four-game suspension technically ended before the bye week, quarterback Ben Roethlisberger will be back under center for the Steelers in Sunday’s game against the Browns. The good news for Pittsburgh (3-1) is that it hasn’t really missed him.

Recently when asked how Big Ben has been filling up the time, he responded with:

“I recently found Bed, Bath & Beyond and I have to tell you I’m tired of taking a dump in a dump.  Got some nice toilet paper, tissue paper cozy, a nice bath mat, it’s going really well. My honey-do items are growing shorter on my list; I’ve fixed the back yard fence, waxed my car and shaved my legs.  It’s much more aero-dynamic and I’m ready to take the field again feeling much lighter! I’m really tired of hanging out at the mall, the food court just isn’t as fun as it used to be and I’ve go something like 50 jerseys covering all sports and worn out my welcome at the sporting goods store, they’re tired about talking about defensive coverage with me. It’s time to move on and get back onto the football field.”

The NFL continually works on it’s image to provide wholesome role models for America’s youth. They have quickly clamped down on all types of improper off field activity that does not represent their image of a gentleman athlete and the NFL upper echelon have cast down harsh fines, suspensions and even expulsion from the league in recent years.

The NFL has now taken the next step and given the referees/umpires the power of corporal punishment
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This famous shot was from Terrell Owens as Cowboy awhile back,

Owens was fined for his touchdown celebration despite his excellent performance on the field and his use of a product immediately after. Recent studies of that event have shown that Orville Redenbacher sales increased by 20% Continue reading →

Everyone knows that the economy is not what it once was in Green Bay. Many families are hurting and the homeless numbers in the Green Bay area have risen dramatically in the past year. Lambeau field and the Green Bay Packers have always had a special tradition in the NFL as being a community based team and tight knit group of fans and supporters.

The Packers are happy to announce “The Real Cheese Head” game this week.
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Recently Donovan McNabb was interviewed on his return to Philadelpha to face Michael Vick and his former team the Eagles the Sunday. Vick and McNabb have crossed paths many times in their careers and have continued a friendship which they still have today.

If fact back in 1997, Donovan McNabb was Syracuse‘s standout quarterback, when prized recruit named Michael Vick came for a recruiting trip. The youngster Continue reading →

MINNESOTA—FOXSPORTS
Tarvaris Jackson the former Vikings starting quarterback and now backup to Brett Favre revealed to a FOX sports insider during a routine interview this week that Brett Favre will now

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Up in Arms! It was a Touchdown!

Calvin Johnson should file charges against Gene Steratore for robbery. I don’t understand; the rules are so complicated that a tutorial should be presented after every play. And what’s with this second act business?

Is there a third act? Maybe they should turn the fourth quarter into an “Off Broadway Joe” musical. Calvin Johnson would Continue reading →

I’ve been a huge fan of the NFL for a long time since by boyfriend introduced me to the sport three months ago. Coming from a competitive cheerleading background (top of the pyramid, thank you very much), I was captivated by the pure athleticism

all these hot guys showed on the field week in and week out. Arizona quickly became my favorite team. First of all, have you been to Phoenix? The weather Continue reading →